The very idea of blogging

Hi all,
First of all dont mind my grammar and frequent use of hindi as i always find english to be very AJIB and confusing .....this is my first blog and u must be thinking 'yeh blogging ka bhoot kyun sawar hua' .... thing is sitting at the last bench u always think beyond the horizans of other as u can see that others can't......... u are there to see the whole class and u can see each and every activity of all the people siiting in front of u.. so i thought i will keep track of wahsts happening in the class and share it wih u all sitting there....

so to start with my experiences at the last bench of my class ... first its a great art to occupy the last seat as there is always a fight but if u have u r dear friends who come early then u dont have to cut on u r sleep to occupy the last bench......so the habit of coming late to class gives u a good feeling when the attention of the whole class in on u ...u feel like a king of the world as u have already wasted half of he lecture in settling and rest half is there to record the activities of the class ....'''off kitna kaam hai ..time hi nahi milta padne ka to :) '''' so after settling the best face u need to make in front of mam is to be confused that u really care about that damn subject and really worried that i have missed the class but inside u feel like heaven ........what a relief when the master has taken that dirty look away from u....so now the real work begins.......action at the last bench is what i call it
so how is the class working......in one corner i saw something moving ...oho its a head falling to madam 's great boring lecture ..no matter how hard one tries one cannot keep his head from falling....and there goes one another ...chalo koi nahi yeh to commmon hai sote to bahut log hai ....ab kon madam ki lori sun sakta hai.......ab dekhe class mein aur kya ho raha hai....are wah future banane aaye yeh log to alredy apna future secure karne mein lage hai...and there goes the share of Reliance on short sell trading ki tips and saath ki saath trading is on.....chalo ek taraf to log apna time sahi consume kar rahe hai ....atleast k lecture ke paise to nikal hi liye hai......chalo dekhe doosri taraf kya ho raha hai....again these bunch of girls are smiling on something ....i dont understand whats going there lv them......are wah ek jagah to had hi ho gayi naya tournamnet is going to start up.....Dumb charades across the class...ever heard of it ...no come to my class and u can see it....hey i also know the answer sometimes i also prompt..........chalo dekhe time kitna nikla..oho abi bhi 15 min baki hai.....when u see laptop in front of u one thing comes to mind i.e ......... is laptop ko kuch kaam mein le liya jaye...time for a PHOTOSHOOT and there the camera goes live and in between the class photo session is going on chalo Kal ho na ho Photo to aaaj le hi lo.....lo madam kuch word boli ki sab jag gaye...ATTENDENCE....are wah time khatam hone wala hai....are yaar proxy lagana 26 roll no ki .....mene kaha haan....aur puri class remain attentive at the time of attendence.....once in 90 min we can concentrate ................................
its time to vacate the last bench and go to have vada pav and then new things at the last bench will be noticed...
what u say.........................................................