First Summers ppt @ the last bench

Hi all

Disclaimer: No attention to English, grammar, use of Hindi...anybody noticing that should confine the findings to himself...

haan ab chalu karte haiii.......

I am back to share my views on the my first ever summers ppt on the last bench but rather then directly jumping on the action happening at the last bench..lets see what happens in the college when u have first summers ppt.(are bhai ab pheli summers ppt hai MBA ki.. josh to hoga hi) .. first thing i noticed... the bigger the name the bigger is the enthu in the people .... enthu is propotional to name of firm..

so the name of the ""God"" coming for dharshan was JPMC a dream company for many people lokking for finance profile .... i dont know how much to I understand by term profile.. (I need work on my basics) ...woh baad mein..abhi JPMC.....so the time allocated to JPMC was 1500 hrs and seats were to be occupied from 1430 hrs....ab aap logo ka enthu level dekhiye...subhah 9 se 2 tak class....bachhe ne kuch khaya piya nai hai...koi lecture ke liye nahi ruk sata 3 baje tak lekin summers ke liye sab ese khade hai ki ..jaise ek dum fresh apple....... chere pe jo chamak hai....aha aha aha...maja aa jata hai......

are ek cheez to main bhool hi gaya and the most important """"U have to be in formals to attend the ppt"""" ...bhai a very valid point atleast kuch logo ko formals mein dekh ke accha laga aur pheli baar laga ki kuch sahi mein bada hone ja raha hai...( in general our college does not need formals to ROCK)..so 100 guys dressed in formals standing outside Room no 21 (our college Auditoriam with a capacity to hold 150 ppl at the same time)........

now 100 guys standing at one point and one person shouting ""Please maintain silence" are bhai garmi lag rahi hai ..kuch khaya bhi nahi hai..baidhne tum de nahi rahe ho....summers ka tension bhari hai...aadhe se jayada bache exited hai aur tum bol rahe ho "MAINTAIN SILENCE" .. kahan se baccha shant rahe jab mann mein 1000 question goonj rahe ho ( keep this point in mind.... a lot changes after ppt)....

isi beech as usual photo session ho gaya Karan ke camere se..to note the overwhelming respone...

to my surprise this time the seats got filled in the other way as compared to what i see in OB ,Ethics ,CSR ,MIS , Stats, Economics, WBC (i hope i haven't left any....rest are important so i sit in front :) :))..JPMC effect was spreading like chikungunia seriously mujhe bachna tha to mein meri jagah pahunch gaya without any problem as last bench got eventually filled soon ( mein last bench ki tauhin nahi kar sakta..) ....now wait was over when we saw 4 executive with full suits entered into the room .. after a few moment pin drop silence ( again a deviation from the regular behaviour ) but then i thought that ya its time for some stuti of JPMC and it came true when JPMC executive started the presentation with how JPMC has emerged out of sublime crisis and is one of the reputed firm...blah blah blah...

on me last bench effect was on i was feeling sleepy and at the same time noticing the happenning around there and in between looking at the ppt ( after all JPMC hai ) so as JPMC discussed about their developent i was loking at the class development...soon after 15 min all the people were engaged in reading the brouchoure given by them...good quality paper ( will go atleast 10Rs/kg ) having all the dtails of what they want what we want..blah blah blah (i still have he copy if anyone needs it do ask me for it....) i was sleeping half way ojas.. ashish...were in full mood to sleep rest all on the first few benches were listening....investment banking...credit managemnt......good profile ...huge gain...order book...blue book....reports..... are some of the terms i could understand at that time...bahut neend aa rahi thi yaar ....log samaj kaise rahe they usko yaar ...... mujhe to seedhe seedhe bato ki kitna paisa hai...kaisa kaam hai ...kab aana hai ...main baat kaise aana hai....ppt khatam karo....pata nahi IB mein kya kya karna hai bhi samjha rahe hai ...bhai I trim pada nahi hai...paper hua nahi hai..jayada knowledge bhi nahi hai...majak udana jaroori hai.....generic ppt hi de dete ...lekin ab MBA karna hai shayad mujhe hi mera standard aur upar leke aana padega uske liye I think i have to start from I bench ...nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

finally this thought was over with the executives finishing their ppt and it was the time of open house question's i personally like this part not because it helps people understand better but because just after the floor is open for questions a period of 40-50 sec comes when everybody is looking at each other face to ask ques ..chere ka look dekne ka hota hai...kuch haihi nahi poochne ke liye .... executives ka chera dekna hota hai....my fav scene i can have 100 ppt for this scene......lekin gyann dhara to kahin se bi foot sakti hai...sabse aage wale ke dimag ki batti jagi aur ek shandar sa ques nikala ....uske baad to ques pe ques ..jo ppt mein phele bata diya wapas revision ho raha hai...bhai ppt mein so rahe they kya...(accha hai mein to abhi jaga hoon mujhe hi pata lag gaya ki kya hua tha)...

lekin ab bhi woh ques nahi aa raha jiske baad ppt sirf executives ke liye chalegi baki sab ke liye khatam " compensation ?????? man main crux of ppt " finally apne swapnil bhai ne sahi seedha satiq question poocha " Uncle ji kitne log lete ho ek line mein bata do" (he was polite but meant same thing) .......compensation ka ques agla tha ....huge compensaion...it became my dream company then and there hehe :)

there after 2-3 more queries which were relevent to those who asked them...m relevemce lied in food....so the ppt got over executives left wih a huge smile ... students left with a huge smile....i was left with on ques...so i have to sit in first bench or last bench......the answer i found after i could find enough people who find ppt as i found out that my real place lies at

THE LAST BENCH.........................................................


Cya



PS: THESE ARE MY VIEWS SO DONT MIND ANYTHING ABOUT THE COMPANY I SAID EVEN I WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF THIS COMPANY....lekin ab to aadat si hai ese hone mein... :) :)