Monday, September 29, 2008

NotPlacedComm Company

hi guys
m back with my feelings to share and the previous rules apply this time as well ki any mistakes found should ke kept with the person concerned

this time its a bit diffrent scenario that i will discuss......... its not the fun at the last bench neither its the ppt going on tthis time its all about NAUKRI .....yes summers placement at my college which would eventually turn into PPO/PPI and hence in to NAUKRI.....

this season (i still mean summers please dont go till winters or monsoon) we have been into the Elite group who have been having the the best fun ever in college during summers by sitting in he quad ....sipping thadi ki chai...and trying out diffrent dosas at anna's stall outside college..lisitensing to our new enthem.......all this is because we r free from summers process.....and we r free because companies either didn't liked our acads or our group dynamics ...and hence we never made it to interview's (yet we give tips about interview handling......) and to the placement...but we made it to our own company...

some good points which i could notice along with my friends..sorry sorry my partners of NotPlacedComm and think that what might have happened...that why we could not make it to shorlisting or Gd or interview....



1)Either our resume always clears the upper cut off criteria set by comapnies so .even if we choose the companies .....companies never choose us...or it may be other way round

2) We r dead sure that if a line is drawn and companies throw the resume in order to find shortlisting by taking the student resume which cross the line we can never make it, as our resume is very heavy it never crosses the line so we dont try for that...or its so light that it fly out of window...

3) Either sitting arrangemnt is such that HR never knows whether i spoke or not

4) Sometimes u never know the company but u still get call for Gd ...courtesy your friends...

5) Some companies come with small revenues but huge profile..(bole to choti choti aakhen bade bade sapne)..so u tank the GD

6)U R asked about things which u have come to learn(are bhai phele se hi aati to yahan kyun aate) lekin HR has license to ask anything

but being the member of NotPlacedCom we are above all this i.e. SAB MOH MAYA HAI..
we have been counting the no of Gd and interviews we have tanked ....because we never fail..hence we tank....


Since most of the party arrangement can be done by ppl who have already been placed (coke... britannia... ICICI...St gobain blah blah blah).....so i found that its better that i party for 2 months then to slog......

but it feels great for all the people who have been dedicated to both placecomm and NotPlacedComm .....my best wishes to one and all for their individual achivements( understand as no of tanks done) and wish them best of luck for their future endeavours...

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