Dastan-e- placement

Dastan-e- placement

MBA karne aaye maan mein leke pran kuch karne ke liye
Soch liya finance lenege, investment banker banne ke liye

Shuruwat se hi charo taraf ek shor sa mach raha tha
Dekha to koi CFA to koi FRM kar raha tha
Samaj na aaya kya bala hai yeh ..aakir kyun nahi koi MBA kar raaha tha

Senior se gooftgoo hui to samaj aaya sara nazara
Agar chaiye placement to le lo certification ka sahara

Humne bhi bandh liya kafan aur kood pade is daud mein
Bhar diya NCFM aage nikalne ki hod mein

Jahan chal rahi thi NCFM, CFA, FRM ki rat rate
MBA ki padai lagbhag chod chuki thi apna pace
aayi pheli CGPA to lower tail ka matlab samj mein aaya
college walon ne notice board pe normal distribution curve baanya

jis tarah se chal rahi thi finance ki padai
laga raha tha dyslexia ke bimari humare upar aai
lekin dimag mein bas ghoom rahi thi Investment banking
man hi man kar rahe they top companiyon ki ranking

aaya placement ka season, socha ki dhoom macha denge
Day 0 pe top ki saari companiyan hila denge
Aaya Day 0 lekar top companiyan, kar diya humne dil khol ke apply
Subah waiting room mein baidhe they sham tak na wahan se hil paye

Na diya interview na diya GD, hum to shortlist ka criteria hi nahi samaj paye
Socha shayad galti hai resume mein jo hum nahi pakad paye
Gaye senior ke pass gooftgoo ka ek naya session banaye

Senior gambhir chera bana ke cv deke aur thoda sa muskuraye,
hume laga shayad certification wale din usko bhi yaad aaye
thoda soch ke pooche kya is baar tum CFA, FRM nahi de paye
hum seena fula ke unko NCFM ke 2 certification dikaye

uske baad ek hui ek lambi si baat, jo hila gayi dil ke taar
aaya humko samaj ki humari jindagi ko hai lower tail se pyaar
NCFM ka industry standard hume samaj aaya,
X, XII mein pheli hi lagi thi watt, MBA ko NCFM ne doobaya

Is tarah kat rahi thi aur aa gaye placement khatam hone ke din pass
Hum abhi bhi kar rahe they Investment banking ki aas
Ese hi haste hue nikale din week aur mahine
Placecom ko aa gaye humko place karane mein pasine

100% placement ke sapne mein hume laga rakhi thi aag
6 mahine baad bhi ga rahe they investment banking ka raag
Aakir hua placement.. logo ki kaam kar gayi sari dua
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Placement nahi hota tab bhi yeh samay acchi yaaden laata hai
Magar ek cheez na bhoolo yaroon
college ka naam hai bada ..yeh sabka placement karata hai.....