Dastan-e-Naukri

College ko khatam kar corporate mein hum hai aaye
kya beet rahi maan mein, lo aaj hum tumhe bataye


roz subah ke alarm se paast mein ho chukla hooon
maan nai karta uthne ka bas sona mein chata hooon
na lete bhagwan ka naam, bas boss ko gali dete hai
kya kya karna hai change subah uthte hi ginate hai


formals nahi hote hai press.. tab jeans tshirt ki yaad aati hai
manufacturing industry mein to roz uniform bada satati hai

office mein aao to log robot se nazar aate hai
unhe roz ek hi pose mein computer chlate hue paate hai
kuch der mein mein bhi robot sa ban jata hoon
lagta tha MBA hoon per typist sa nazar aata hoon



Boss na jane kyun itna kaam karwata hai
subah sham learning ke naam pe hume ullu banata hai
Roz report type karne mein subah nikal jati hai
sham ko wohi report koode mein nazar aati hai



keyboard ke akshar se ungaliyon pe tattoo se ban gaye hai
excel ki grid kuch nayanon mein chaap se gaye hai
word aur ppt ab apne bacche se pyaare lagte hai
din bar baccho ko niharte hue bas mere aashon chalak jate hai



companiyan bhi performance testing ke ajib se niyam banati hai
khane mein rakhti hai dahi, aur lunch ke baad hi kaam batati hai
canteen ka naam "MESS" kisi ne ekdum sahi tha banya
garbage in garbage out ka origin mujhe ab samaj mein aaya



mere boss mein na jane kyun mujhe ek asur nazar aata hai
kyunki roz sham ko 5 baje hi mujhe sara kaam batata hai
counter strike mein boss ke naam ka bot mein banata hoon
kyunki thoda hi sahi per maje mein bhi lena chata hoon



weekdays aur weekends, malagadi aur shatabadi se nazar aate hai
phir bhi koshish karke friday/sat ko bhi weekend banate hai
college mein kabhi calendar mein chutti nahi dekha tha ...lekin ab
pure saal ki chutti ka calander hum apni desk pe sajate hai



gtalk, buzz pe logo ke msg dek ke yahi samaj mein aata hai
fin ho ya marketing baccha ek unblocked proxy ko taras jata hai
jo mil jati ek unblocked proxy kabhi kisi ke ajmane mein
sara din nikal jata facebook pe doston se gaap ladane mein



jab collge mein they to naukri ke peeche bhagte rahe hai hum
jab aaye naukri mein to college chootne ka satata raha gum
yeh race esi lag gayi hai jindagi se
ki rote rote hasna seekh rahe hai hum....... :) :) :) :)